Why this one
The story
Somebody said the kitchen was where you kept your opinions to yourself. This one didn't get the memo. Hot pink and black, letters cracked wide open — no whisper, no hedge, just the house rule stated once and never taken back. This is the wall for the ones who run their own kitchen and their own narrative: the dorm room that's finally, actually yours, the hallway that says it before you've even stepped inside.
No surprises
The details
Materials, framing, shipping and returns.
Materials & canvas
Printed to order on 400gsm artist-grade cotton canvas, hand-stretched over 38mm kiln-dried pine bars. Matte the whole way through — no glass, no glare, nothing between you and the colour. Rated for up to 200 years of display permanence. Nothing is stocked and nothing is mass-run: your piece is made after you order it.
Framing
Unframed, the canvas arrives stretched over its wood frame — matte the whole way through, no glass, nothing to assemble. Pick Black, Brown, Natural or White and it ships inside a wood floater frame, set with a 5mm shadow gap around the edge. Hanging hardware isn’t in the box either way: one nail or a picture hook and it’s up.
Shipping & delivery
Made to order, then shipped tracked — typically 6–10 working days to your door. Every piece is made in the EU, at the production centre closest to you — except the larger sizes, which are made at our UK lab. No VAT is added at checkout, and shipping is free over €69.
Returns
Fourteen days from delivery to change your mind. Tell us what went wrong and we will put it right.
